Meet Ali!
Full name: Alexandra Claire Esme Aron.
Place Of Birth: Glencove, NY.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Dum-Dum Pops; parody bands; short walks on the beach; the Yankees; Matt & Joe celebrity gossip; sour balls (don't even think of going there).
Turn-Offs: Kids in strollers that are too long; olives; crazy Tom Cruise.
More Ali facts: Brings new meaning to the old maxim that "It ain't a party without hot dogs and slip-n-slide"...should have been made Paht-neh months ago, but Hano "dropped the ball"...speaking of balls, no one has ever accused Hano of being the brightest ball on the Christmas tree...in addition to being the glue that holds Star Traks (Sound Studio to the Stars) together, Ali also holds the record for seeing the Knuckleheads the most times at America's favorite shithole (do people still say shithole?), Underground Bar & Lounge...the Knuckleheads salute Ali!!
