September 2003

Paht-neh Of The Month

BETH SCHIFF

Meet Beth!

Full name:  Beth Debra Schiff.

Place Of Birth:  Baltimore, Maryland.

Place Of Work:  Godlove Casting, nyc.

Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  hot toddies;  long-distance running;  margaritas.

Turn-Offs:  Warm beer;  red meat;  bad oral hygiene;  fake red hair.            

More Beth facts:  Interestingly enough, the beautiful surname "Schiff" is the German word for "boat"...when not heckling the K-heads, holds down the fort at Godlove Casting, alongside the Neen (by the way, have you met The Neen?)...our first naturally redheaded Paht-neh (trust us, we know...she told us, and this fiery, flame-haired ball o' thunder don't lie!)...had the oppertunity to witness a post-race Hano at near-puke after the 2000 NYC Marathon in Central Park (Hano now prefers to attain near-puke status via Budweiser consumption rather than marathon running, but that's another story)...a cagey, faithful, haggard veteran of too many Sidewalk shows to count...the Knuckleheads salute our own custom-made Lucille Ball, Beth Schiff!

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