Meet Mike Birch!
Full name: Michael Dennis Birch, Jr.
Place Of Birth: Worchester, MA
Astrological sign: Cancer.
Marital status: Married.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; ping pong; the J. Geils Band; karaoke; ping pong; Alaskan King Crab; money; sex; attractiveness; ping pong.
Turn-Offs: The Four Seasons; Motley Crue; The Moody Blues; garbage smell; bad theater; ketchup on his skin; colds; napkins that get stuck to syrup on the table.
More Mike Birch facts: A towering, seminal figure on the New York music scene, and a hero to the Knuckleheads...initially shot to fame as the charismatic, smoldering frontman of the legendary rap trio The Mike Birch Caucasian Experience...became an indispensable component of the Spicy Meat Brothers, beloved long-time house band of the underground comedy show "Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There is a Game!!!"...one night, graciously allowed the K-heads to sub for him in said house band, giving birth to the short-lived and not-so-well-received Eighteen Wheel Ass Clowns...remains on staff with "Giant Tuesday Night" in the advisory role of adjunct professor of What's Funny and What Freaking Sucks Balls...apparently employs the same photographer as illusionist David Copperfield (see photo)...a long overdue Paht-neh, with a record of stalwart Knucklefunk sponsorship and friendship 10 miles long...The K-heads salute Mike Birch!!!
