April '03 Paht-neh Of The Month: Brad Robertson

Meet Brad!

Full Name: Brad Robertson.

Place Of Birth: Tyler, Texas.

Place Of Work: Master Electrician, The Public Theater, New York Shakespeare Festival.

Marital Status: Single (taken).

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Jennifer Simard; The History Channel; Waylon; pick-up trucks; red meat.

Turn-Offs: George W. Bush; The New York Post; people who get on the subway before you get off; Aggies.

More Brad facts: A walking contradiction, a long, tall, non-gun-toting, unabashed Texas liberal...will gladly debate any Republican...unlike fellow Texan The Deem, does not feel being from Texas makes you better than everyone else... main squeeze (the only squeeze!) of December 2002 Paht-neh Of The Month Jennifer Simard...a University of Texas alum who enjoys repeatedly shouting "hook 'em horns" in fine NY restaurants (okay, not in restaurants, but he really does like to say it)...is also an authentic Texas Tech Red Raider, both schools giving him unimpeachable "Southwest Conference Paht-neh" status with The Knuckleheads of S.M.U...has consistently attended K-heads shows far and wide, with his mind remaining, surprisingly, fairly sound...favorite headline from The Onion is "Iraqis Battle Yosemite Sam For Shooting-Into-The-Air Title"...definitely the nicest Red Raider The Knuckleheads have ever met...do not mess with Simard, however, or he will take you out back...The Knuckleheads salute Brad!