Meet Steve!
Pronunciation Guide: STEV (rhymes with REV) CHIZ-muh-DEE-ah.
Nickname: Steve.
Place Of Birth: Smithtown, Long Island.
Astrological sign: Aquarius.
Marital status: Single.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; dobros; Texas women; English beer; Cajun music; fronting the musical duo "Kilgore;" Mexican wrestling; action figures.
Turn-Offs: Angry chick music (take THAT, Lilith Fair!); Republicans/Democrats; "reality TV;" reality; anything "middle earth" related.