October 2006

Paht-neh Of The Month

CHRISTINA HUSCHLE

Meet Christina!

Full name:  Christina Marie Huschle.

Place Of Birth:  Cedar Rapids, IA (moved to Dallas at age 4).

Place of Work:  Kid Wrangler, Broadway's Mary Poppins.

Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads; ska music; Mexican food; country karaoke; reading books; shopping.

Turn-Offs:  Tourists; diva children; having a roommate; babies; reality shows about dancing.           

More Christina facts: Served a two-year apprenticeship with the Deem at The Lion King before breaking into the starting line-up at Mary Poppins...harbors a strong dislike for children, and enjoys beating them when time permits...cannot tell the difference between human ovaries and smoked oysters when placed in a jar (in all fairness, who can?)...a "stealth Paht-neh" who often attends a Knuckleheads show and leaves without announcing her presence...enthusiastically absorbed Knucklefunk in ankle-deep water possibly contaminated with raw sewage at the legendary Siberia Flood Show of 2004...has agreed in principle to pull the necessary strings to get Hano cast in Mary Poppins as the chimney sweep...a Paht-neh of the first order...the Knuckleheads salute Christina!  Wassup now, Paht-neh!  Beh-ah-yeh!!!   

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