August '02 Paht-neh Of The Month: Daniel O'Brien

Meet Dano!

Full Name: Daniel George O'Brien.

Nickname: Dano.

Place Of Birth: Alexandria, Virginia.

Place Of Work: NYPD (Chinatown, undercover).

Marital Status: Single.

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Notre Dame Fighting Irish; liesure suits; Yuengling Lager.

Turn-Offs: Hair loss.

More Dano facts: Early on, served as The Knuckleheads' "Sucker Emcee" (whatever happened to "sucker emcees?"), introducing the band and charming the crowd with his own unique brand of enthusiasm and wit...plays rockin' bass for the socially conscious group "White Collar Crime"...has proven himself a dependable Ree-Ree walker and playmate when Hano is out of town on assignment...dresses like a hipster clothes-horse, but The Knuckleheads don't mind, because his actions place him firmly in the anti-hipster camp...favorite non-Knuckleheads song is Waylon Jennings' 1967 smash "Mental Revenge"...no relation to soap diva Linda Dano, but his handle is spelled and pronounced the same...attended the 2001 Hano New York Marathon Extravaganza (see photo)...a classic true Virginia gentleman of the take-home-to-mom variety, and a long-time, appreciated, and esteemed paht-neh of The Knuckleheads. Long live Dano!