June 2002
Paht-neh Of The Month
ANDREW ANEMONE
Meet Fish!

Full Name:  Andrew Arthur Anemone.
Nickname: Fish.
Place Of Birth: Hempstead, Long Island.
Place Of Work:  Citibank.
Marital Status:  Married.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads; The Knicks; Clapping out of rhythm; Maxim.
Turn-Offs:  None.
Fish.
More Fish facts:  Last name is pronounced like the sea-dwelling creature, not "Ani-moan"...in public, often blurts out "paht-neh!" repeatedly, to no one in particular...the only married member of The Paht-neh Gallery...made an onstage appearance at the Knuckleheads' 2000 Christmas Show, exhorting and electrifying a zealous crowd in a sing-along version of "Happy Vomit Christmas"...has been known to cleverly (we might say brilliantly) re-tap the keg behind the Knicks' concession stand when games are over, and drink free beer to his heart's content, and claims that no one has ever confronted him about this...a true paht-neh who is always there to heckle when no one else will, Fish rounds out the Paht-neh Gallery, along with other stalwart Knucklehead aficionados Good-Guy and Paht-neh.  Fish, we salute you!
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"Hi!  I'm Fish!  See the guy right behind me?  That's Good-Guy!  He was scared to be Paht-neh Of The Month, so I'm takin' one for the team 'cause that's what paht-nehs do!!"