Sucking bloodys with the ever-distinguished "Main Man of Mulberry," Louis Angeletti.
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The new Mr. & Mrs. Hano cut the rug...
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...as misty-eyed Paht-nehs look on.
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Gallery of Handsome Reception Buzzards.
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Hano and Fish enjoy the stone grooves of Bobby Dick and the Sundowners.
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"Hey, this reception is cocky. Why is no one bringing me buttwizah?"
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8:30 p.m: Chris Hury, looking like a million bucks, nine hours prior to equilibrium failure.
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Pre-Game:
Reception:
After-Party:
2:30 a.m: In this photo, Hury has only 3 hours left. He still looks quite lucid, actually.
5:00 a.m: T-minus 30 minutes. As you can see, the motor skills remain remarkably intact.
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Gallery of Handsome After-Party Buzzards.
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We are sorry to report that, inexplicably, the event of Hury Falling Down at 5:30 a.m. went undocumented. This is profoundly regrettable, as it was clearly the undisputed highlight of the weekend. The Knuckleheads are pleased to offer a $100 CASH REWARD* to anyone who can supply a single photo of this rare, priceless image. In the meantime, these authentic reaction shots will have to do.
(* Photo must be of Hury on his back, although "action shots" of him unsuccessfully groping at the spiral staircase on his way down will suffice. Fake submissions by Hury not acceptable.)
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Like any real Texan, Hury shows he's a good sport. Here, he licks his wounds over a scrumptious yankee breakfast of vulcanized rubber ham. Bon appetit!
