Maynard
Hewn from the deep, lush mahogony forests of Nazareth, Pennsylvania in 2001, Maynard remains the workhorse standard in Knucklefunk reliability. He is the originator of the the now-famous "boom-chicka-boom" horrification sound. Night after night, the Knuckleheads ride his infectious, thundering groove like a palamino. He voted for Dubya. Twice. He does not do drugs, pleasure himself, cash out-of-state checks, or play with bumble bees. His favorite food on this earth is chocolate cake with cream gravy.
Backfire
Born of pure, virgin simulated cedar and forged on the shores of Lake Ibanez, Backfire learned at an early age the lessons of endurance and survival; many would say he learned them too well. His formulative years were spent at Kenny Rogers Boys Prep where he excelled at archery, wrestling, and interpretive dance. Expelled during his senior year for gross flatulence, Backfire made his way to the town that would eventually define him as much by his music as by his body art: New York City.
