Meet Hury!
Full name: Christopher Earl Hury.
Nicknames: "Hury," "The Huralator"
Place Of Birth: Houston, Texas.
Place Of Work: Benjamin's, nyc.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Dallas Cowboys; cigarettes and whiskey; hunting wild boar with a pistol; Elvis; pinto beans; Dallas Cowboys; kittens; Dallas Cowboys.
Turn-Offs: Soccer; people who like soccer; dancing; black beans; Corona; guacamole; loose-fitting clothing.
More Hury facts: A proud, rough-riding native of The Lone Star State (for those of you who think that means Jersey, please think again), who redefines the concept of machismo...an avid outdoorsman, carrying the distinction of being the only Knuckleheads fan to have killed a grizzly bear using nothing but a toothbrush and zippo...an accomplished musician and singer, earning an industry-wide reputation as "a power ballad's best friend" in the late-nineties supergroup The Sound And The Hury...affectionately refers to his arm muscles as "hounds," and takes pleasure in "releasing" them for womenfolk...has let his hair grow out to well over two square feet in volume more than once, only enhancing his masculinity...Hury opines:
On the Yankees: "I %@#in' hate them! And I also hate the baseball team!"
On non-Texans visiting Texas: "Get the %@# out of Texas!"
On the difference between basketball and soccer: "Well, let's see...basketball is a women's sport, played in your underwear...soccer is a sissy game, played in short pants."
On bourbon shots: "Hey, brother, eh, wanna do some little brothers?"
On why he hates guacamole: "Guacamole tastes like baby s@#%."
On the prospect of fighting a 6'7", 280 lb. man: "All I'm sayin' is, when you hear me yell 'tim-berrrr,' you'll know what's happenin'."
On being Chris Hury: "You know, the sheer amount of equipment it takes to BE ME...is mind-boggling."
Hury once attended two Knuckleheads shows in the span of a single evening (December 12th, 2000), a record that still stands today...for this, and for many other reasons, The Knuckleheads salute August's Paht-neh Of The Month, an old friend, and our very own personal Marlboro Man, CHRIS HURY.
