December 2002
Paht-neh Of The Month
JENNIFER SIMARD
Meet Jenn!

Full Name:  Jennifer Simard.
Place Of Birth: Manchester, New Hampshire.
Place Of Work: Star, Off-Broadway's I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change.
Marital Status:  Single (taken).
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  jogging;  meeting Justin Timberlake.       
Turn-Offs:  Unauthorized personal websites;  learning about math and science;  anything "charred."   
More Jenn facts:  The only Knucklehead-head with a Drama Desk Award nomination to her credit...can be heard loud and clear from the audience on The Knuckleheads' CD bonus track, exclaiming, "Waitress In Red, YAAAAAY!"...attends school when not starring in her long-running Off-Broadway hit...daughter of a friend of the travel agent who booked honeymoon for Spence and The Deem...when teamed with Hano in on-camera commercial auditions, provides Hepburn-and-Tracy-like chemistry...boyfriend Brad, though a Texas Tech graduate, has done quite well for himself as a theatre technician...like many Paht-nehs, Jenn has supported The K-heads in times both fat and lean...a brilliant comedienne, a paht-neh, and ONE HOT MAMA...The Knuckleheads pay homage to Jennifer Simard!  
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Jenn (left), celebrates with The Deem.
"Paht-neh Of The Month!  Yeah, Deem, gimme some skin!  Thas wut I'm talkin' about!!"