October 2002
Paht-neh Of The Month
LOU ANGELETTI
Meet Lou!

Full Name:  Louis Angeletti.
Nickname:  Lou.
Place Of Birth: New York City.
Place Of Work: President, The Stegla Group.
Marital Status:  Divorced.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  Stolichnaya Orange Vodka;  Cuban cigars;  Pravda (martini bar).   
Turn-Offs:  Losing sports bets;  labor unions;  restaurants that overcharge for Christmas parties.   
More Lou facts:  A highly respected, self-made Manhattan construction tycoon known both for his irascible public side, and private generosity...as a youth, cut his teeth on the mean streets of the Lower East Side...the only Knucklehead-head who drives a Porche...genially hosted a Knuckleheads Christmas show for unsuspecting Stegla employees...a seemingly inexhaustible resource for bar jokes...always passes out fine cigars to his paht-nehs...once a year, transforms the Stegla conference room table into "Lou's Poker Heaven," complete with paht-nehs, cards, beverages, sausage, and cheese...always wears a suit, except on casual Fridays...extremely protective of The Knuckleheads, and anyone he considers a paht-neh...on numerous occasions, has generously offered to have one of Hano's enemies "taken care of" (Hano declined, and his enemy still walks the streets)...a great heckler at Knuckleheads shows, his favorite line: "When do we all take our clothes off?"...a cherished friend, an old-style, true New York City gentleman to the core...The Knuckleheads indeed consider themselves blessed to call Lou Angeletti their paht-neh.
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Lou.
"How ya doin'?  I'm Lou, and I'm proud to be paht-nehs with The Knuckleheads, the two greatest guys in the universe."