October '03 Paht-neh Of The Month: Mark Winski

Meet Mark!

Full name: Mark Stanley Winski.

Place Of Birth: Rockville Centre, Long Island.

Place Of Work: Chief, Knuckleheads Security.

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Coors Lite; all types and manner of firearms; the N.Y. Giants; SUV's; biking; hunting.

Turn-Offs: Budweiser; Hano; Al Qaeda.

More Mark facts: The Official Bodyguard of the Knuckleheads...the only Paht-neh of the Month, to our knowledge, to spend the evening of his 21st birthday passed out, face down, wearing only tighty-whities, in the middle of his driveway, in a driving rainstorm (flat-out COCKY!!! For the record, Hano has attempted this same stunt numerous times, but alas, could never pull of the rain part)...has shown unwavering support for the K-heads, especially at Takeout Comedy shows, where his not-so-subtle, not-so-quiet commentary never fails to draw laughs and raised eyebrows...has threatened, in serious terms, to put an end to Hano's life at least once a year for the last 20 years (try that streak on for size, Ripken)...for this and so much more, the Knuckleheads pay tribute to the man who keeps us safe; a big man with a big heart, Mark Winski!