July 2002
Paht-neh Of The Month
MARYANN GALE
Meet Maryann!

Full Name: Maryann Keleher Gale.
Place Of Birth: Shreveport, Louisiana.
Place Of Work: MTV.
Marital Status:  Married.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  Burt Bacharach;  Shaklee vitamins; Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Turn-Offs:  People who ask her for Carson Daly's autograph;  carrying her husband home;  not being named the first Paht-neh Of The Month.
More Maryann facts:  As you can see, this lady is sho nuff some kinda fine, but don't get any ideas, she's happily married to "Kilgore" rock-n-roll vocalist Charles "Chuckie" Gale...a seasoned, grizzled veteran of too many shows to count, spanning several venues and boroughs, demonstrating great willingness to travel for Knucklefunk...all-time favorite song is "Mule Train"...The Knuckleheads' Official Health Consultant and Vitamin Supplier...was a Knuckleheads fan WHEN BEING A KNUCKLEHEADS FAN WASN'T COOL...always shouted "Today!" with hearty gusto during the K-Heads' version of "America" long before 9/11 made it fashionable...and on top of that, she ain't bad lookin' either.  The K-heads salute Maryann! 
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"Hi!  I'm Maryann.  Feel free to contact me for all of your Shaklee vitamin needs."
Maryann.