April '06 Paht-neh Of The Month: Michaela Potter

Meet Michaela!

Full name: Michaela Potter.

Place Of Birth: North Jersey, USA.

Place of Work: Video Production Consultant.

Marital status: Single (taken).

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; May 2003's Paht-neh of the Month; chips & salsa; Sam Adams.

Turn-Offs: Loud subway Ipods; corporate life; movie talkers; stupid people who walk to slow on the street.

More Michaela facts: Became a K-heads fan when introduced to them by her main squeeze, 2003 Paht-neh of the Month Mike Bontempi, on one of their earlier dates (who says the Knuckleheads can't help a guy score?)...devours chips & salsa like it's her job...a true altruist in every sense...visits all countries on the planet, doing nice things for people she doesn't know, and won't take a dime for it...for example: will be forced to miss the K-heads July show on account of a previously scheduled month-long trip to Peru...there, she will take up residence in a mud hut and conduct her world-reknowned Peruvian education seminar, "Knucklefunk 101" (dispensing goodwill, charity, and Owen Wilson Hatred simultaneously)...also is a pretty dadgum cocky artist and photographer who deserves your respect...at the All-Star Pre-Nuptial Knucklefunk Hour in February, showed her thoughtfulness and class by presenting groom Hano with an ice cold 40 oz. Buttwizah (!!!)...the Knuckleheads salute Michaela! Wassup now, Paht-neh!!!