April 2006
Paht-neh Of The Month
MICHAELA POTTER

Meet Michaela!

Full name:  Michaela Potter.
Place Of Birth:  North Jersey, USA.
Place of Work:  Video Production Consultant.
Marital status:  Single (taken).
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads; May 2003's Paht-neh of the Month; chips & salsa; Sam Adams.
Turn-Offs:  Loud subway Ipods; corporate life; movie talkers; stupid people who walk to slow on the street.            
More Michaela facts: Became a K-heads fan when introduced to them by her main squeeze, 2003 Paht-neh of the Month Mike Bontempi, on one of their earlier dates (who says the Knuckleheads can't help a guy score?)...devours chips & salsa like it's her job...a true altruist in every sense...visits all countries on the planet, doing nice things for people she doesn't know, and won't take a dime for it...for example:  will be forced to miss the K-heads July show on account of a previously scheduled month-long trip to Peru...there, she will take up residence in a mud hut and conduct her world-reknowned Peruvian education seminar, "Knucklefunk 101" (dispensing goodwill, charity, and Owen Wilson Hatred simultaneously)...also is a pretty dadgum cocky artist and photographer who deserves your respect...at the All-Star Pre-Nuptial Knucklefunk Hour in February, showed her thoughtfulness and class by presenting groom Hano with an ice cold 40 oz. Buttwizah (!!!)...the Knuckleheads salute Michaela!  Wassup now, Paht-neh!!!
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Michaela incognito.