May 2003
Paht-neh Of The Month
MIKE BONTEMPI
Meet Mike!

Full Name: Michael R. Bontempi.
Place Of Birth: Ridgewood, New Jersey.
Place Of Work: Accenture.
Marital Status:  Single.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  margaritas;  buying in bulk.
Turn-Offs:  New York Comedy Club.           
More Mike facts: One of the all-time great Paht-nehs...once bought 10 (count 'em, TEN) Knuckleheads CD's in a single transaction...despite his NYC residence, has faithfully followed The Knuckleheads up and down the east coast, including on their legendary 2001 Whirlwind New England Tour...works as a global management and technology consultant (think of a consultant as someone who knows 1,000 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women)...usually can be seen with his paht-neh, November 2002 Paht-neh Of The Month Sean Foley...was in attendance, with Foley, for The Knuckleheads' recent "Comedy Competition" farce at New York Comedy Club (see Knucklenews, April 24th), and had to be restrained at night's end from assualting NYCC New Talent Coordinator Steve Arons...vows to never again purchase a margarita at Mexican Radio restaurant, now that Spencer no longer works there...a staunch K-heads supporter and Paht-neh who deserves your respect...The Knuckleheads salute Mike!          
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"I am a toaster.  I am not Mike."