Say hello, America, to Colleen Marie Patrick, otherwise known as "The Neen." The Neen is a very pretty, well-adjusted, sweet (when properly fed) young lady who hails from Troy, New York. She is the proud daughter of Carolyn Patrick, a.k.a. "Cookie." Although she is tempted on a regular basis to deny it, she is in fact Hano's wife. That in and of itself kind of makes you want to scratch your head a bit, don't it? The Neen's favorite color is salmon, her favorite weight-challenged lab is The Ree, she claims that she can channel "spookies," and she makes Hano a happy Paht-neh. Nuff said. Oh yeah, one more thing: For no apparent reason, she frequently screams "Chee-Be-Chee-Be-Chee-Bee!!" We don't know why.
