"Hi! I'm Paht-neh, and welcome to my page. I want to thank The Knuckleheads for bestowing me with this great honor. Maybe someday, if you go to enough Knuckleheads shows, you can be inducted into The Paht-neh Hall Of Fame like me!"
May 2002
Paht-neh Of The Month
THOMAS CANTELLO
Meet Paht-neh!

Full name:  Thomas Richard Cantello.
Nickname:  Paht-neh.
Place Of Birth:  Philadelphia, PA.
Place Of Work:  Credit Suisse First Boston.
Marital Status:  Divorced.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads; Budweiser; The United States; Paul's Burgers; being called Paht-neh.
Turn-Offs: The Corner Bistro; Owen Wilson; Overpriced delis.
Paht-neh.
More Paht-neh facts:  Our inaugural Paht-neh Of The Month...the only Knucklehead-head who actually goes by the name of Paht-neh...once attended a Knuckleheads show at Meow Mix after completing the NYC Marathon earlier the same day...accompanied The Knuckleheads on their January whirlwind New England Tour...once served as The Knuckleheads' percussionist, until a freak tractor accident left him with no sense of time...during a bar confrontation with actor/screenwriter/celebrity Owen Wilson, as Wilson was beating a hasty retreat, uttered the immortal line:  "Where ya' goin', OWEN?!"...sleeps through most shows...heads the "Paht-neh Gallery" with other stalwart Knucklehead aficionados Good-Guy and Fish. 
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