Meet The Produce Section:
Banana Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; cosmopolitans; fiery Latino males; screaming her fool head off.
Banana Turn-Offs: Mayor Bloomberg; Waylon.
Alice Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; firemen; Bruce Springsteen; Waylon; screaming her fool head off.
Alice Turn-Offs: Big, wimpy, Mexican restaurant general managers.
Banana facts: Inspired The Knuckleheads' popular love ballad "Anna Banana," but has never been "peeled" by either Knucklehead, in case you were wondering (get your mind out of the gutter)...looks equally hot smoking like a chimney, or drinking like a fish...single, but back off, she only has eyes for The Knuckleheads...a sugary-sweet, "delightfully vocal" Paht-neh who lends Knuckleheads shows a certain Baptist-revival-meeting flava...The Knuckleheads ARE crazy for Anna Banana!
Alice facts: Former Mexican Radio restaurant floor manager, fired for rudely instructing customers to "shut up and listen to Waylon"...now laughs all the way to the bank, as a $7500-a-night cocktail waitress...through sheer fashion sense and ingenuity, transforms boring, hideous Knuckleheads T-Shirts into sexy, traffic-stopping works of art, using only scissors and strategically placed Boy Scout knots...also a "delightfully vocal" Paht-neh, who has supported The K-Heads far and wide...The Knuckleheads just wanna put Alice on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit!
