Meet Chris!
Full name: Christopher McRoy Roberts.
Place Of Birth: Baltimore, Maryland.
Place Of Work: Coach (that's right. Bags!).
Marital status: Married.
Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; professional wrestling; meat; old-time country music; show-tunes; football; Baywatch.
Turn-Offs: Alcohol; pesto; Joe Theisman.
More Chris facts: Beloved roommate of Spence from 1989-1994...initially shot to fame as a Herculean consumer of alcohol, cutting a path of destruction across Dallas and New York to make Axel Rose blush...has since kicked the sauce (kicked it right in the ass), in favor of a blissful, quiet family life in Washington Heights, with his lovely-and-talented wife El, and a fat bunny rabbit...once, as a Hayfield High School gridiron great, had the honor of being spectacularly "run over" (in the open field) by future Seattle Seahawks running back Chris Warren...in 1995, accompanied Spence to the WWF Royal Rumble at Madison Square Garden, featuring Lex Lugar mopping the floor with some rube in a memorable steel cage match...remains faithful to the Redskins, his intense hatred for Theisman notwithstanding (really, who doesn't hate Joe Theisman?)...has served as a Knuckleheads "roadie" on more than one occasion...an old friend, a fellow diehard S.M.U. Mustang, and a dependable Paht-neh...the Knuckleheads salute Chris Roberts!!
