July 2003
Paht-neh Of The Month
SUSAN SKELTON

Meet Susan!

Full name:  Susan Rae Skelton.
Place Of Birth:  Longview, Texas.
Place Of Work:  Physician's Assistant, Cabrini Medical Center, nyc.
Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  Hank Williams I, II, & III;  the Rio Palm Isle;  beer;  the Cotton Eye Joe (or Cotton Eyed Joe, if you prefer).
Turn-Offs:  None.            
More Susan facts:  A vivacious, East-Texas-piney-woods beauty queen, sweeter than Blue Bell Ice Cream, and hotter than I-20 in July...the first to take a chance on The Knuckleheads in 1999, booking them their first gig at Reservoir in NYC (as a result, the bar abolished all future live performance)...possesses charms so great that both Knuckleheads have contemplated inflicting heavy lacerations on themselves and heading to the hospital, in hopes of being sewn up by this Lone-Star stunner...is an accomplished singer:  in the late 90's, with fellow S.M.U. grad Chris Hury, contributed beautiful "sound" to the now-defunct musical duo The Sound And The Hury...has also classed up a Knuckleheads' stage show on more than one occasion, most notably with her inimitable rendition of Kris Kristofferson's "Me And Bobby McGee"...one of the few chicks The K-Heads know who genuinely likes Merle Haggard and Budweiser...Keeper!  The Knuckleheads love Susan!!!
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