March 2004

Paht-neh Of The Month

ERIC STEAD

Meet Eric!

Full name:  Eric Nelson Stead.

Place Of Birth:  Salt Lake City, Utah.

Occupation:  Viacom Outdoor (Sales COORDINATOR).

Marital status:  Single.

Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  golf;  Taco Bell;  hot sauce;  Dallas Cowboys (why, Eric...WHY?);  Barry Manilow (on DVD);  Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Gilmore Girls. 

Turn-Offs:  Cab drivers unfamiliar with the law that states "the customer is allowed to dictate the route";  profane cab drivers;  all forms of attempted vehicular homicide by cab drivers.            

More Eric facts:  Beloved housemate of highly respected January 2003 POM Chris Tedrick...perhaps the only Paht-neh of the Month who can say he has actually attended a Star Trek convention...a lovable, sardonic wise-ass, whose incessant heckling at K-heads shows has proved both entertaining and invaluable...makes a killer cheesecake (Child, that homemede crust will make your tongue smack your teeth out!  It's positively sinful!!)...a regular at Lavelle's, a chic nightclub in Queens...owns a wall-sized poster of the WB's Gilmore Girls, and attends Knuckleheads shows in hopes that by some off chance he will meet its lovely star, Lauren Graham, a college classmate of the K-heads (this will most likely never happen, but a man can dream)...yet another long overdue Paht-neh, whose friendship and inimpeachable record of stalwart Knucklefunk patronage deserves your respect...the Knuckleheads heartily salute Eric Stead!

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Eric Stead: All-American Boy.