January 2003

Paht-neh Of The Month

CHRIS TEDRICK

Meet Chris!

Full Name: Chris Tedrick.

Place Of Birth: Naples, Italy.

Place Of Work: Smithsonian Magazine.

Marital Status:  Single.

Turn-Ons:  The Knuckleheads;  rib tips;  sports betting;  serial killers.       

Turn-Offs:  Anyone "moving in on his woman" at New Year's Eve parties.     

More Chris facts:  Smiled too much as a child, and apparently his face just stuck that way (see photo)...often can be seen cavorting at Mexican Radio restaurant, drinking free beer with attractive young women, promising them lead roles in his freelance films...cousin of former "Kilgore" rock-n-roll vocalist Charles "Chuckie" Gale, making him cousin-in-law of July 2002 Paht-neh Of The Month Maryann Gale....probably the only person in the United States with a fantasy football team named "Mickey Masters"...an extremely consistent and enthusiastic Paht-neh, with appearances in multiple boroughs and venues to his credit...his meticulously shaved head, while a big hit with the ladies, is also perfect for rubbing for good luck before shows...Mr. Chris Tedrick, we salute you! 

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