January '07 Paht-neh Of The Month: Terri Lasher

Meet Terri!

Full name: Teresa Lynn Lasher.

Place Of Birth: Cleveland, Ohio.

Place of Work: Global Deputy Chief (a.k.a. Deputy Dawg) of Staff of Employee Relations at a Wall Street investment bank made up of non-Paht-nehs who are afraid of the Knuckleheads, and thus will remain anonymous.

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Frank; music made by Frank; Jack Bauer; doing Frank's laundry; Frank, Frank, Frank, etc.

Turn-Offs: Pepto Bismol commercials in which people dance poorly; people who say "supposABLY" (this is an Ohio thing?); bad cashiers; olives; beets; blue cheese; black licorice.

More Terri facts: The adorable main squeeze of September 2002 Paht-neh of the Month Jonathan "Frank" Petrow...met Frank in Cleveland while attending a Japanese musical version of Smokey and the Bandit...named her cat "NuNu" after the noise the Knuckleheads make in the song "Law & Order"...makes an Asian chicken salad that is so delicious it will make your tongue smack your teeth out...on the subway, has been known to punch people in the face for humming to themselves, but makes exception for those humming Knuckleheads songs...after work, prefers to unwind in her Daffy Duck flight suit (photo)...a fine citizen, a master of all things Knucklefunk, a serious doll-baby, and a long-overdue Paht-neh...the Knuckleheads salute Terri! Wassup now, Paht-neh!!!