August '06 Paht-neh Of The Month: David Trager

Meet Trager!

Full name: David Matthew Trager.

Place Of Birth: Washington, DC.

Place of Work: Associate Producer, CSTV (College Sports Television).

Marital status: Single.

Turn-Ons: The Knuckleheads; Baltimore teams; drinking; Joe Frazier; large-breasted women.

Turn-Offs: New York teams; people who are too cool for the Knuckleheads; all three Fox College Sports channels.

More Trager facts: To his immense credit, attends many K-heads shows, despite the knowledge that Spence is still throwing around bootleg DVD copies of CSTV's 2005 SMU-TCU football game like candy...oddly, possesses the exact same laugh as the legendary Tom Cantello...shows a pronounced anti-SMU bias...for example, has yet to explain why his network will be televising one (1) SMU game this year, while four teams the Mustangs flat-out embarrassed in 2005 (UTEP, Houston, Rice & UAB) will be televised 3, 4, 2 & 2 times, respectively...is a rabid Knucklefunk-phile who loves to spread the word about all things Knucklefunk, and the K-heads are extremely grateful...in fact, has agreed to bring ex-ESPN College Gameday personality (and new CSTV employee) Trev Albers to the next K-heads show, so Hano can meet him, then mess up his hair during "Mike's Bag of Fun"...here's to an impeccable guy with an impeccable sense of humor, impeccable taste in sports and impeccable taste in music...the K-heads salute Trager!!!